You May Quote Me

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent!
–Horton the Elephant, in Horton Hatches The Egg

Note: Horton's faithfulness standard does not apply Republican elephants.

I know you believe you understand what you think I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
–Professor Irwin Corey, The World's Foremost Authority

Note: Irwin Corey (1914 - 2017) was an actor and comedian.

Fuck off, losers! I'll say anything I damn well please, and you'll like it.
–Donald J. Trump

Note: Mr. Trump is a sociopathic narcissist and an inveterate liar. 

The preceding is a distillation of the essence of his standard message to anyone who dares to question his Tweets and pronouncements.