Critics often use sarcasm and satire to expose the stupidity of a public figure. The Joel Heller cartoon below is sarcastic satire. The Dana Milbank which follows is satiric sarcasm. Donald Trump wouldn't recognize either of them if they bit him in the ass.
President Donald Trump listens to a question as he speaks about the coronavirus in the Rose Garden of the White House, Monday, April 27, 2020, in Washington. (Alex Brandon)
Your president is so funny.
How funny is he?
President Trump is so funny that after he speculated at a White House briefing that ingesting disinfectants could cure covid-19, the Maryland governor said that hundreds of people called a state hotline asking whether they should drink bleach!
That’s almost as funny as the time Trump told everybody to take chloroquine to stop the coronavirus — because “what have you got to lose?” — and a guy in Arizona died because he ate fish-tank cleaner containing chloroquine.
Hilarious!
One of the many benefits of the pandemic is to be reminded how amazingly humorous the president is. He has the best jokes! But because he’s a very subtle comic genius, his wit, sadly, is frequently lost on others.
When he said he had asked federal scientists to study whether household disinfectants could be taken internally to fight the virus, he later explained “I was asking a sarcastic, and a very sarcastic, question to the reporters in the room about disinfectant on the inside.”
Without a hint of sarcasm, I say: I am currently doubling over and slapping my knee.
In conventional usage, sarcasm, from the Greek “sarkasmos,” or sneer, means to use irony in a cutting way — often enthusiastically stating the opposite of what one means. But like all pioneers in the field of comedy, Trump has shifted the boundaries so that “sarcastic” means, roughly, “a term applied retroactively to something I wish I hadn’t said.”
For example, when Trump asked Vladimir Putin’s help in 2016 hacking Hillary Clinton’s email (“Russia, if you’re listening . . .”) his joke was so nuanced that nobody knew it was a joke until Trump disclosed it much later. “I made the statement quoted in Question II(d) in jest and sarcastically,” he (or his lawyers) declared in his written deposition to special counsel Robert Mueller.
What a cutup!
Likewise, Trump said during the 2016 campaign that “I love WikiLeaks” because it released Democrats’ emails. But he was so bone dry that we did not learn until three years later that Trump had been joking — and then only from his press secretary.
Likewise, his deadpan wit went over everybody’s head when he announced: “We’re building a wall on the border in New Mexico and we’re building a wall in Colorado!” Calling Colorado a border state, he subsequently informed us, was done “kiddingly.” Upon learning this, I enjoyed a retroactive-but-hearty LOL.
Because there is no statute of limitations under Trump’s definition of sarcasm, it would be natural for his predecessors to proclaim, ex post facto, that key mistakes of their presidencies were also humorous exercises:
Barack Obama’s claim that “if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor”? Medical sarcasm.
George W. Bush’s “Mission Accomplished” moment on the aircraft carrier? Military sarcasm.
Before long, descendants of Neville Chamberlain will make the case that “peace for our time” was misunderstood cynicism.
But Trump’s sarcasm is so cleverly inscrutable it fools even him. Of his claim that Obama was the “founder” of the Islamic State, Trump said, “obviously, I’m being sarcastic . . . but not that sarcastic.”
The rubes in the fake news media have repeatedly missed the joke when the droll Trump said he could get away with shooting somebody on Fifth Avenue, proposed “Second Amendment people” stop Hillary Clinton, said Americans should “sit up at attention” for him, mused about being “president for life” and serving “at least for 10 or 14 years,” called Democrats “treasonous” for not applauding his State of the Union address, encouraged police brutality, applauded a congressman’s assault on a reporter and offered to pardon aides who break laws.
It was all, he and aides later asserted, in jest. False claims by Trump University? Sarcastic. That day he looked heavenward and called himself “the chosen one,” after sharing a tweet proclaiming him “the King of Israel” and “the second coming of God”?
“I was kidding, being sarcastic,” Trump said — later.
After he expressed disappointment in 2016 that his speech on the Mall was not as well-attended as the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s 1963 March on Washington, he later clarified that “everybody knew I was being sarcastic.”
And the president has inspired imitators. The new White House chief of staff, Mark Meadows, told the New York Post over the weekend that Trump works so much that “the biggest concern I have” is making sure Trump “gets some time to get a quick bite to eat.”
Trump working so hard he can’t find time to eat? Now that’s funny.
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent! –Horton the Elephant, in Horton Hatches The Egg
Note: Horton's faithfulness standard does not apply Republican elephants.
I know you believe you understand what you think I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. –Professor Irwin Corey, The World's Foremost Authority
Note: Irwin Corey (1914 - 2017) was an actor and comedian.
Fuck off, losers! I'll say anything I damn well please, and you'll like it. –Donald J. Trump
Note: Mr. Trump is a sociopathic narcissist and an inveterate liar.
The preceding is a distillation of the essence of his standard message to anyone who dares to question his Tweets and pronouncements.
Unfortunately for America, the Con Man and Real Estate Tycoon in the White House has made the first rule of business the first rule of his presidency.
On every issue facing the country, Donald Trump talks out of both sides of his mouth. His pronouncements are not statements of policies designed to lead the country. They are positioning statements that allow him to claim victory if things go well and blame others if they go awry.
To Donald Trump Location, Location, Location means placing Donald Trump as far away from accountability as possible while tossing hatred-laced red meat to his brainwashed base.
Want proof? Click the link below and read the article.
1. Monopolize talk radio for over thirty years broadcasting a constant stream of propaganda, misinformation, and outright lies. 2. Dumb down the population by attacking public education at the national, state, and local level, claiming it wastes taxpayer dollars. 3. Suppress the vote at all levels of government everywhere your party has control. 4. Proclaim your party's love of country, religion, and family values and claim that your opponents hate them. Clutching the Bible and standing next to your silent, Stepford wife, express deep remorse when your actions make a mockery of your words. 5. Promise prosperity while undermining all attempts to expand access to economic opportunity. 6. Rail against judicial activism when your party is out of power but stack the federal courts with party ideologues when in power. 7. Pass a minuscule tax cut for the middle class every few years. Did I miss anything?
There's handwriting on the wall of the Wisconsin statehouse. Republicans like to claim the Bible as their personal property. The results of the recent special election in which they forced Wisconsin voters to go to the polls and risk infection by the coronavirus, with the blessing of a rigged U. S. Supreme Court, suggests that they may want to check out the book of Daniel.
BIBLE
the writing on the wall, interpreted by Daniel to mean that God had weighed Belshazzar and his kingdom, had found them wanting, and would destroy them: Dan. 5:25
April 18, 2020, 10:43 AM ET
President Trump arrives for the coronavirus task force briefing at the White House on Thursday.
The headline of the article below is true, but it is also severely and dangerously misleading in that it implies a false equivalence betwee...