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Tulsi Gabbard’s Nine Supporters Urge Her to Drop Out of Race
A spokesperson praised Gabbard’s campaign, noting, “By not appearing in the past two debates, she did much better than Mike Bloomberg.”
By Andy Borowitz 12:11 P.M.

C.D.C. Director Says Coronavirus Effort Could Be Helped by Quarantining Pence

Mike Pence should be sealed off in a secure area, where he will have no access to a phone or computer,” the director said.
By Andy Borowitz February 28, 2000

Trump Plans to Destroy Coronavirus with an Incredibly Mean Tweet
Speaking to reporters at the White House, Trump said that he was already in the process of crafting insults about the virus that would obliterate it once and for all.
By Andy Borowitz February 26, 2020

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Says Trump Should Recuse Himself from All Decisions Involving the Future of the Country
Ginsburg enumerated a list of issues about which Trump should immediately recuse himself, including immigration, taxes, women’s reproductive rights, “and any other issues related to domestic or foreign policy not listed above.”
By Andy Borowitz February 25, 2020

Bloomberg to Spend Ten Billion Dollars to Buy Entirely Different Personality
Campaign advisers indicated that the eleven-figure outlay would be used to purchase warmth, empathy, and humanity.
By Andy Borowitz February 19, 2020